Joke no:2

franki3

A primary school pupil tells his teacher that he's just found a cat at the side of the road."it's dead",he reveals.
'how do you know it's dead?' asks the teacher.
'easy', says the child,'because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move.'
'you did what?!' the teacher shouts.
'you know,' explained the boy, 'I leant over, went "pssst!" and it didn't move.'

TheCrazyCal

mild lol...

needs more filth and ewww factor bud

A little boy goes into his kitchen one day and says to his mum "Mum, Granny's got a prawn"
"What on earth do you mean?" the mother says.

The boy takes his mother and show her his granny, stark naked sleep on the sofa. He points to grandma's protruding clitoris and says " Look granny's got a prawn!"

His mother whispers "That's your grandmothers clitoris son!"

To which the little boy replies......."Well it tastes like a prawn!"

heres one from Sickipedia - Building the world's best collection of sick jokes i liked...

If at first you don't succeed...

Try doing it the way your Husband told you.

einsteins mind was the key to all things...to understand more than to know.

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franki3

What has an old women got between her titsthat a young women hasn't?
Her belly button.

Scan

Why is the middle of a woman called a waist?

Cause you could fit an extra pair of tits there!

htown

a man and his daugter were driven down the freeway when the women in front of them throws a severed penis out of her window. the penis lands on their windshield and the father quickly hits the wipers and knocks it off. the daughter asks, "daddy what was that?!" the father replies, "nothin sweety. it was just a fly." The daughter then says "damn daddy! did u see the size of the **** on that fly!?"