A joke about dogs...

**Tall** · 25-01-2008, 02:06 PM

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him:

"My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"

"Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him"

The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.

"Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."

"Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man.

"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.

andyboro · 25-01-2008, 02:36 PM

oh dear.....

im laughing at that but i really dont want to! lol

''bettyboo'' · 25-01-2008, 04:26 PM

that was a cheap joke

xx

Nath · 25-01-2008, 04:40 PM

I like it!

sambucca33 · 25-01-2008, 06:48 PM

On a more serious note: Douglas, the trombone player from the Lurpac adverts has melted.

cellaratt · 25-01-2008, 08:06 PM

Thanks I needed that

25-01-2008, 02:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tall Moderator Musclechat Icon Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The White House. But I'm moving soon. Posts: 2,446 Rep Power:	A joke about dogs... A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him: "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down." "Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man. "No, because he's heavy," says the vet.

25-01-2008, 02:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
andyboro Making Progress Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Middlesbrough Posts: 187 Rep Power:	Re: A joke about dogs... oh dear..... im laughing at that but i really dont want to! lol

25-01-2008, 04:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
''bettyboo'' Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: my own little world most of the day Posts: 212 Rep Power:	Re: A joke about dogs... that was a cheap joke xx ______________________ look at my stitch! isnt it cute xx

25-01-2008, 04:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
Nath Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Solihull UK Posts: 427 Rep Power:	Re: A joke about dogs... I like it!

25-01-2008, 06:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
sambucca33 Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8 Rep Power:	Re: A joke about dogs... On a more serious note: Douglas, the trombone player from the Lurpac adverts has melted. ______________________ nil carborundum illegitimi

25-01-2008, 08:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
cellaratt I'm Back Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: VT...USA Posts: 386 Rep Power:	Re: A joke about dogs... Thanks I needed that ______________________ The little men who live behind my eyes and scream directly at my brain told me to tell you hello. The only thing more expensive than education is ignorance. On the journey of life I choose the psychopath If your not part of the solution than your part of the problem. I'm like a Super Hero with no powers or motivation.

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