A joke about Cats...

**Tall** · 18-01-2008, 12:55 PM

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile,
a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on
a bench in a mental institution.

"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture
it," says the sadist.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and
then kill it," shouted the murderer.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it
and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it,
have sex with it again and then burn it," said
the pyromaniac.

There was silence, and then the masochist
said: "Meow."

**Bodyworks** · 18-01-2008, 02:48 PM

how many people do you reckon will get that joke tall ?

bulldozer · 18-01-2008, 03:32 PM

I am too tired to think about it and google the words lol

Rianabol · 18-01-2008, 04:57 PM

i got it lol

but hey i ALWAYS get it lol

R

**Tall** · 18-01-2008, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bodyworks

how many people do you reckon will get that joke tall ?

Ha I dunno? I enjoyed it anyway

cellaratt · 18-01-2008, 08:20 PM

Nice , masochist was the only one I had to look up, funny though.

splinter · 19-01-2008, 02:26 PM

I actually got that... listening to black and death metal you learn those words lol!

''bettyboo'' · 22-01-2008, 09:11 AM

i was ok with the first 3 but then i gave up

xx

smurf · 24-01-2008, 03:44 PM

i was worried i wasnt going to get it, but i did. pretty funny

''bettyboo'' · 24-01-2008, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smurf

i was worried i wasnt going to get it, but i did.

sounds like the cat did as well

xx

18-01-2008, 12:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tall Moderator Musclechat Icon Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The White House. But I'm moving soon. Posts: 2,446 Rep Power:	A joke about Cats... A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. "Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."

18-01-2008, 02:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bodyworks Moderator Musclechat Icon Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: west yorkshire Posts: 952 Rep Power:	Re: A joke about Cats... how many people do you reckon will get that joke tall ?

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18-01-2008, 08:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
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