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Tall

Allo Peeps

I almost wet myself laughing at this comment earlier.

Mods - hopefully you will take this in the spirit it was meant

I happened to be minding my own business this morning, sat typing away doing standard "Consultant-Type-Work" when someone tried to add me on Yahoo Messenger.

Never heard of this person before - in fact the only person with a similar name was a Muscle Chat member.

Were all buddies on MC ain't we? So I though no worries perhaps they have some insight on routine and or diet they wish to offer and accepted the invite.

Seconds later the invite was cancelled and away they went.

Random I thought. Very random.

So I dropped a quick PM to the MC member I assumed had tried to add me on Yahoo, (thinking how on earth have they got my Yahoo addy...) to check if indeed they had tried to add me...

But I got the most random response...

Very random I thought to myself - perhaps this person has a dry sense of humour. So of we fire another PM to see what they are on about...

Off we go to do more Consultancy Type Stuff thinking we're gonna get a reply of 'Sorry dude, just messing, no it wasn't me etc' you know - a normal reply. Not conceited in anyway shape or form. A normal persons reply.

Sadly... that was too much to expect

This persons reply made me laugh sooo much I almost did a small wee in my pants.

ha ha ha ha ha

Sorry but that is just hilarious. That someone could be so conceited to think that they A) Actually had a 'GayDar' and B) That someone would "want a peice" C) They could be so scared is hilarious.

I can almost see him cacking his pants in front of his full length mirror at work whilst pouting and re-assuring himself he's a proper manly man with no gay tendancies.

Sorry Ali-M, but I'm a happily married man and not interested in you in the slightest. I would advise that you check your ego at the door tho dude... Seriously - how do you get from "did you just try and add me on Yahoo Mess" to a gay come on?

lmao

andyboro

maybe not..... you know what they say about denial!! lol


come on then... all togther now..... I AM A MAN.... I AM A MAN ooohhh nice a*se.... I AM A MAN


pmsl

crazycal1

well if it had been me i`d have been flattered

seriously tho theres no place for genuine homophobia these days as there isn`t rascist comments.(and lets face it no-one goes there even in gest)

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shamrock

Mate im not been funny but i know i come on when i see one, and you wanted a peice, well im not gay im straight get it.. now stop pm ing me.


hate to see what happens if he takes it up the email route

Tall

lmao "the email route"

I might have to add that to my sig...

What you reckon? New sig:

Squatty

Well i think thats sweet - another blossoming MC romance.

I had leeb coming on to me for months and then he went off with a bloke called George, 65 from Humberside.

So be prepared THS - love can be fickle

Tall

How long did it take to wipe off...?

Ali M

tall heavy and skinny, now u may of had the rest of the board fooled, now im cool with the homo thing but it just aint for me dude. I mean what a poor chat up line, hey dude have you tried to add me to your msn, as if dude get real.

Dude i don't think any of the mebers on here would be offended if you actually came out on the board.

Anyway's good luck in your search for UK Gay Bodybuilder dude.

Off cause i do have a very dry sence of humour (Jack Dee)

Take it easy dude and when your on here switch your gay-dar off.

p.s. me scared get real dude, you don't know me to say that.

Ali M

Another thing dude you been on the board for 5 minutes and you think you can take the piss out of known established members, i find this to be totally disrespectful and i also find you to be a pain in the ass on your threads and replies.

i told you twice that i was not gay or interested in you and you still continued to bombard me with emails. now im not like you and just tell half a story as i could put all your emails up and then we all would know who was coming on to who. im straight get it, now you mention your a married man seeking gay fun in your email, well id advice you to make your marriage work.

Tall

I love how even when you stumble over a reply you cannot fail to hide the fact that you really are conceited

I'm sure everyone will be pleased to know that Ali-M is "cool with the homo thing"...

Now that would be 'members' Ali ...

[quote]Off cause i do have a very dry sence of humour (Jack Dee)[/quote/
And Ali that would be 'Of' and 'sense'...

Dude seriously... Get over your self... You don't even have the guts to admit you made a mistake do you..? Dude... No one fancies you, and I'm not gay