best chat up line EVER!!!

**LeeB** · 22-11-2006, 05:22 PM

A bloke walks up to a bird in a night club and says, "My name's Bond"
She says, "Don't tell me, it's James!" He says, "No it's UNI, and I'm
here to fill your crack..."

The Natural · 22-11-2006, 10:10 PM

wrong, best and yet-to-fail, is....

"smile if you fancy me".

just try it.

Nick500 · 22-11-2006, 10:12 PM

hahaha

''bettyboo'' · 23-11-2006, 09:06 AM

how much can you bench press?

xx

***Extreme*** · 23-11-2006, 09:51 AM

I was on holiday and had spotted this Welsh girl who was a babe, a couple of my mates had tried to talk to her and got little response as had another couple of guys with the same tour operator as we were with.

I knew nothing about her or what to say to her so I walked over and asked her "What do you think of helicopters?" she said "What?!?!??" with a look on her face like I was a psycho so I told her what I loved about helicopters and why Airwolf was so factually wrong. I did pull her and saw her for a few days of the holiday, my mates were most p1ssed off.

Possibly my best one was when I met Jo, we were in a nightclub and she had broken the heel on her shoe and was bending over to take off the shoe, her g-string was sticking up past the waistline of her jeans when she was bending so I walked over and gave her a wedgie.

She spun round with her hand raised to slap me and she barked "Why did you do that?" and I told her "bcos I'm not allowed to stick my tongue up there while we're in the club". She was caught off guard and said "Oh, eh, I've broken my heel" so I offerrd her a piggy back to the taxi que and the rest is history.

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XL BODIES LTD · 23-11-2006, 06:25 PM

The rest aint history mate, Joe's been carrying you ever since

**LeeB** · 23-11-2006, 06:36 PM

lol

a lass once came up to me and my mate on a night out...

shes says to me... "is your name david robson?"

now i was about to say "no"

but my mate chipped in and said "Yes"

and she says "its kim.. remember me from school?"

she was a bit tipsy but we had a laugh... and id arranged to pick her up the next night and go out to eat.... so she gets in the car the next night... were chatting away... and i had to say....

"you know last night when i said my name was david robson? well its not!!" - ive never seen a such an odd scared weird look on a woman in my life!!

lol.. i actually went out with her for about 3 months tho!! haha

22-11-2006, 05:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
LeeB Moderator Musclechat Icon Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,993 Rep Power:	best chat up line EVER!!! A bloke walks up to a bird in a night club and says, "My name's Bond" She says, "Don't tell me, it's James!" He says, "No it's UNI, and I'm here to fill your crack..." ______________________ If your not a part of the greatest... you got to be the greatest yourself! For the best supplements: www.extremenutrition.co.uk

22-11-2006, 10:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
The Natural Under Construction Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Staffordshire, UK Posts: 81 Rep Power:	wrong, best and yet-to-fail, is.... "smile if you fancy me". just try it. ______________________ "You're hit man, you're bleedin"-"Ain't got time to bleed"

22-11-2006, 10:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Nick500 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bristol Posts: 3,230 Rep Power:	hahaha ______________________ - Obsession is what lazy people call dedication -

23-11-2006, 09:51 AM	#5 (permalink)
*Extreme* Super Moderator Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: UK Posts: 1,349 Rep Power:	I was on holiday and had spotted this Welsh girl who was a babe, a couple of my mates had tried to talk to her and got little response as had another couple of guys with the same tour operator as we were with. I knew nothing about her or what to say to her so I walked over and asked her "What do you think of helicopters?" she said "What?!?!??" with a look on her face like I was a psycho so I told her what I loved about helicopters and why Airwolf was so factually wrong. I did pull her and saw her for a few days of the holiday, my mates were most p1ssed off. Possibly my best one was when I met Jo, we were in a nightclub and she had broken the heel on her shoe and was bending over to take off the shoe, her g-string was sticking up past the waistline of her jeans when she was bending so I walked over and gave her a wedgie. She spun round with her hand raised to slap me and she barked "Why did you do that?" and I told her "bcos I'm not allowed to stick my tongue up there while we're in the club". She was caught off guard and said "Oh, eh, I've broken my heel" so I offerrd her a piggy back to the taxi que and the rest is history. www.extremenutrition.co.uk ______________________ www.extremenutrition.co.uk - 25% OFF FOR ALL MC MEMBERS, discount code MCD25. www.betterbodies.uk.com Seriously cheap sports nutrition! DYNALYNE, the strongest fat burner ever, ONLY £24.95!

23-11-2006, 06:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
LeeB Moderator Musclechat Icon Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,993 Rep Power:	lol a lass once came up to me and my mate on a night out... shes says to me... "is your name david robson?" now i was about to say "no" but my mate chipped in and said "Yes" and she says "its kim.. remember me from school?" she was a bit tipsy but we had a laugh... and id arranged to pick her up the next night and go out to eat.... so she gets in the car the next night... were chatting away... and i had to say.... "you know last night when i said my name was david robson? well its not!!" - ive never seen a such an odd scared weird look on a woman in my life!! lol.. i actually went out with her for about 3 months tho!! haha ______________________ If your not a part of the greatest... you got to be the greatest yourself! For the best supplements: www.extremenutrition.co.uk

23-11-2006, 09:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
''bettyboo'' Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: my own little world most of the day Posts: 214 Rep Power:	how much can you bench press? xx

23-11-2006, 06:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
XL BODIES LTD Under Construction Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: WALES Posts: 39 Rep Power:	The rest aint history mate, Joe's been carrying you ever since

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