Very Old Joke

Squatty · 21-08-2006, 11:01 PM

I've been reading a book about Les dawson and there was an old story that he told. In fact, it's so old, it celebrates its 30th anniversary next year. I like the old stories though

It was 1977 and the day of the Queen's Silver Jubilee. The crowds in the Mall have been waiting hours and there is still several hours before the main procession starts.

Les notices a beautiful, yet heavily pregnant woman, who is clearly flagging in the blistering heat. He goes over to chat:

Les: Are you okay?
Woman: Yes.I'm fine thank you

Les: If you don't mind me saying, you look stunning
Woman: Thank you - its quite an effort in my condition

Les: When's the baby due?
Woman: Two weeks time. And its twins actually

Les: Oh what a pity. If it had been two weeks earlier they could have been here to see the Queen
Woman: Yes. But I've taken my knickers off so they can hear the band

JayCee2 · 22-08-2006, 07:17 PM

Craig32 · 23-08-2006, 01:18 AM

Rubbish

Squatty · 23-08-2006, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Craig32

Rubbish

The Simon Cowell of Muscle Chat

crazycal1 · 23-08-2006, 09:12 PM

thas an oldie but a goodie-
i can remember les doing blankety blank

ops:

Squatty · 23-08-2006, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by crazycal1

thas an oldie but a goodie-
i can remember les doing blankety blank

ops:

Oh, he was brilliant in that. Much better than Terry Wogan or Lillie Savage.

By the way Cal, you change your avatar more often than I change my underpants

21-08-2006, 11:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Squatty Legend Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: www.counselling-for-men.co.uk Posts: 651 Rep Power:	Very Old Joke I've been reading a book about Les dawson and there was an old story that he told. In fact, it's so old, it celebrates its 30th anniversary next year. I like the old stories though It was 1977 and the day of the Queen's Silver Jubilee. The crowds in the Mall have been waiting hours and there is still several hours before the main procession starts. Les notices a beautiful, yet heavily pregnant woman, who is clearly flagging in the blistering heat. He goes over to chat: Les: Are you okay? Woman: Yes.I'm fine thank you Les: If you don't mind me saying, you look stunning Woman: Thank you - its quite an effort in my condition Les: When's the baby due? Woman: Two weeks time. And its twins actually Les: Oh what a pity. If it had been two weeks earlier they could have been here to see the Queen Woman: Yes. But I've taken my knickers off so they can hear the band

23-08-2006, 09:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
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