DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!

**LeeB** · 07-07-2006, 11:05 AM

> >>>>DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!
> >>>>Wendy's washing machine stopped working so she called a repairman.
Since
> >>>>she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
> >>>>"I'll leave the key under the flower pot by the front door. Fix the
> >>>>washing machine, leave the invoice on the counter, and I'll post you a
> >>>>cheque."
> >>>>
> >>>>"Oh, by the way don't worry about my scary looking bulldog Spike. He
> >>>>won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY
circumstances,
> >>>>talk to my parrot!" "I repeat, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
> >>>>
> >>>>When the repairman arrived at Wendy's house the following day, he
> >>>>discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen.
> >>>>But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet
watching
> >>>>the repairman go about his work.
> >>>>
> >>>>The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
> >>>>yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't
> >>>>contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly
bird!"
> >>>>
> >>>>To which the parrot replied,
> >>>>"Get him, Spike!"

FierceFrets · 07-07-2006, 03:30 PM

:twisted: Fierce

zara-leoni · 07-07-2006, 11:43 PM

PMSFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quality!!!

FAT BOY · 08-07-2006, 08:58 AM

splinter · 08-07-2006, 12:11 PM

Hahaha thats a good one!

wigz · 08-07-2006, 10:46 PM

peeing myself.!

msmotivator · 09-07-2006, 02:18 AM

thats funny

Nick500 · 09-07-2006, 10:39 AM

jarman · 11-07-2006, 02:23 AM

haha, unique

pie muncher · 17-07-2006, 10:43 PM

07-07-2006, 11:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
LeeB Moderator Musclechat Icon Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,939 Rep Power:	DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!! > >>>>DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!! > >>>>Wendy's washing machine stopped working so she called a repairman. Since > >>>>she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, > >>>>"I'll leave the key under the flower pot by the front door. Fix the > >>>>washing machine, leave the invoice on the counter, and I'll post you a > >>>>cheque." > >>>> > >>>>"Oh, by the way don't worry about my scary looking bulldog Spike. He > >>>>won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, > >>>>talk to my parrot!" "I repeat, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!" > >>>> > >>>>When the repairman arrived at Wendy's house the following day, he > >>>>discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. > >>>>But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching > >>>>the repairman go about his work. > >>>> > >>>>The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant > >>>>yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't > >>>>contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" > >>>> > >>>>To which the parrot replied, > >>>>"Get him, Spike!" ______________________ If your not a part of the greatest... you got to be the greatest yourself! For the best supplements: www.extremenutrition.co.uk

07-07-2006, 11:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
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