News just in, Craig David is quiting the music industry!!!!

kruz · 23-04-2006, 05:20 PM

Today at a press conference in Londons Hilton Hotel Craig David announced that he has had enough of the music industry and will no longer be performing or releasing new material. This came as a shock to his onlooking fans who had turned out to hopefully hear news of a new world tour.
Craig David also announced that he has already found a new career in the British Olympic Archery Team. He will be their bo selector!

Caymen · 23-04-2006, 06:25 PM

lol ya nutter

kriptikchicken · 23-04-2006, 06:34 PM

That's proper bo' I tell thee... eh? Kez!

GALTONATOR · 23-04-2006, 06:49 PM

I really liked that thanks for the giggle

***Extreme*** · 24-04-2006, 01:34 PM

I really had my hopes up that he'd bought himself a McDonalds franchise and had finally realised he's causing severe aural distress to millions.

The only good thing about Craig David is Avid Merrions send up of him.

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splinter · 24-04-2006, 09:02 PM

Indeed music shoddy all samey etc but as Extreme says the impression was class one his best!

***MMUK*** · 25-04-2006, 11:54 AM

Perhaps the SAS have given him a job sticking his head out from behind walls in the kill house, its then down to the trooper if he's a good guy or a baddie, can't see many SAS listening to his tittle tattle.

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*MMUK* Musclechat Management Muscle Chat Management Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,547 Rep Power:	Perhaps the SAS have given him a job sticking his head out from behind walls in the kill house, its then down to the trooper if he's a good guy or a baddie, can't see many SAS listening to his tittle tattle. ______________________ MMUK Musclechat.co.uk Manager

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23-04-2006, 06:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
Caymen Making Progress Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: www.PureMuscle.co.uk Posts: 435 Rep Power:	lol ya nutter

23-04-2006, 06:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
GALTONATOR Making Progress Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: RINGWOOD, HANTS Posts: 107 Rep Power:	I really liked that thanks for the giggle

24-04-2006, 09:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
splinter Illuminati Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: London Posts: 1,057 Rep Power:	Indeed music shoddy all samey etc but as Extreme says the impression was class one his best!