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22-01-2006, 04:39 AM
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| Legend  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: USA Posts: 819 Rep Power:  |  You know your a real body builder if... ...your rent is late and your gym dues are always paid on time... next?... ______________________ Look Here before you ask!... http://www.musclechat.co.uk/search.php Steroid Sticky Here... http://musclechat.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=4464 |
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22-01-2006, 11:00 AM
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 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bristol Posts: 3,230 Rep Power:  | hehe topic stolen from bodybuilding.com forums eh !  ... you get weird looks at the checkouts at azda for having 150 eggs, 10 kilos of brown rice, 5 kilos of porridge oats and 10 tubs of peanut butter... ... you have to chuck your girlfriend out of your bed because your protein farts are too bad ... ... all you can think about is eating and lifting weights, and things like dissertations, degrees and assignments seem pointless... ... when somebody mentions how much they weigh, you quickly estimate their bodyfat % and height in order to get a rough idea of what their LBM is... ... you don't look above the neck in a mirror ... Keep em going ! Nick ______________________ - Obsession is what lazy people call dedication - |
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22-01-2006, 01:26 PM
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 Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,164 Rep Power: | Quote:
 ______________________ i cant link to my site it seems the uk sites are not happy with it so check my profile or pm me  | |
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22-01-2006, 03:36 PM
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| Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: USA Posts: 819 Rep Power: | LOL...i forget where i saw this...saw it a while ago and just was laughing about it with my brother the other day.. ...when picking up anything you start wondering how many times you could curl it... ...next... ______________________ Look Here before you ask!... http://www.musclechat.co.uk/search.php Steroid Sticky Here... http://musclechat.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=4464 |
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22-01-2006, 05:41 PM
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| Making Progress  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Mansfield Notts Posts: 193 Rep Power: | You know when your a real bodybuilder when you have dumb bells in the footwell of the passenger side of the car, when you stuck in a traffic jam you can do a few curls. ______________________ Nidge |
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22-01-2006, 07:59 PM
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| Under Construction Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 21 Rep Power: | ...you have to strain to get off the crapper; ...when you finally get off, you have to strain to reach round your swollen lats/glutes to wipe your butt; ...you buy suits with trousers 6" too baggy, as your thighs tear anything smaller to shreds; ...you wake up from a nightmare at 4am, screaming, heart pounding, covered in sweat, but an idea suddenly hits you, in 2 seconds flat you're grinning like a cat, jump out of bed immediately, run straight through the dark house, unafraid, and start knocking back your protein shake; ...you walk in a pub full of Millwall supporters, and none dares make eye contact with you; ...you walk in the same pub, but 3 hours later, the Millwall supporters are smashing up the place, and none of them dares mess with you; ...you walk in a pub, nobody but the little 5'4" runt Accrington Stanley supporter in the corner with a Napoleon Complex messes with you; ...you walk in a smart bar, pull, take your new conquest back and her eyes bulge with a weird mix of terror and arousal as you strip off your shirt; ......you walk with your boyfriend through the airport, and you are carrying your luggage AND his - at your request. KS |
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