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Old 07-12-2005, 06:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Yup, brand new B Class Merc.

All down the near side, wing to rear 1/4 all along the swage line.

If I ever get to find out who the little piece of pikey, chav sh*t it was then I can promise that they will have no comprehension of the amount of slow, relentless pain I will visit upon them, interspersed with some old skool oxyaceteline burner pain just to keep the lil fu*kers concious...

Apart from that anyone know any good, cheap paintwork dudes in the Milton Keynes area - the guy I used to use has packed up.

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Old 07-12-2005, 07:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Does J live anywhere in the vacinity?
He's done a cracking job on his R1 'ped.
 
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Old 07-12-2005, 07:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yup, brand new B Class Merc.

All down the near side, wing to rear 1/4 all along the swage line.

If I ever get to find out who the little piece of pikey, chav sh*t it was then I can promise that they will have no comprehension of the amount of slow, relentless pain I will visit upon them, interspersed with some old skool oxyaceteline burner pain just to keep the lil fu*kers concious...

Apart from that anyone know any good, cheap paintwork dudes in the Milton Keynes area - the guy I used to use has packed up.

F U C K E R S ! ! !
:x
Probably some spotty teenager with a hoody If you park ur car in front of ur house then put a cam on wall of house to catch the bastard. There are some sad ppl on this world who have nothing better than to scratch a car with keys.

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Old 07-12-2005, 08:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Cheers for the replies Lads, Yeah I was thinking of J when I saw it...even tho he's on the Sarrrrf Coast.

Thanks Totti, I don't think it was done outside the house tho, I mean where I live ain't exactly the Bronx but it's pretty OK, there's a lot more desirable motors about.

I think it happened the other day in ASDA's car park, but their CCTV is timed and the only areas that are constantly recorded are the checkouts and the entrance/exits.
I must say tho, that ASDA were brilliant about it, went and had a look at the CCTV, a security guy came out with us to see where it happened, had to fill out a few forms etc. They seemed really concerned although I know they're not responsible and that nothing will come of it they were still pretty cool...even when some biatch was, well, bitchin' about having to spend 58p on a wine box 'cos the free ones hadn't been delivered......YOU STILL PAY FOR THE BAGS, BOXES, TRANSPORT ETC YOU SILLY SCHLAAAAG, IT'S ALL FIGURED INTO THE PRICE OF YOUR BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Get yourself a hoody!

Say these type of words to communicate with them!

Wagwan = hello how are you!
sup blad = me saying hi to you
safe = well safe

say those 3 words infiltrate them then beat the living shite out of them!
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Yup, brand new B Class Merc.

All down the near side, wing to rear 1/4 all along the swage line.

If I ever get to find out who the little piece of pikey, chav sh*t it was then I can promise that they will have no comprehension of the amount of slow, relentless pain I will visit upon them, interspersed with some old skool oxyaceteline burner pain just to keep the lil fu*kers concious...

Apart from that anyone know any good, cheap paintwork dudes in the Milton Keynes area - the guy I used to use has packed up.

F U C K E R S ! ! !
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Does J live anywhere in the vacinity?
He's done a cracking job on his R1 'ped.
:shock: ops: Not me, but I'd do you a good price to repair it!

Thats nothing buddy, Where I work in a bodyshop I see and have to sort things like that out all the time but the worst is when someone pours paintstripper or brake fluid on a car.

Had a metallic green renault sceniic in a few weeks back and every panel,door the boot and bonnet had been plastered. Only the roof was untouched so it must have been a shorty that did it :-)

Also, some one did the same on another car that had plastic front wings, they melted real good!!!

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Get yourself a hoody!

Say these type of words to communicate with them!

Wagwan = hello how are you!
sup blad = me saying hi to you
safe = well safe

say those 3 words infiltrate them then beat the living shite out of them!
thats funny lol
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Does J live anywhere in the vacinity?
He's done a cracking job on his R1 'ped.
:shock: ops: Not me, but I'd do you a good price to repair it!

Thats nothing buddy, Where I work in a bodyshop I see and have to sort things like that out all the time but the worst is when someone pours paintstripper or brake fluid on a car.

Had a metallic green renault sceniic in a few weeks back and every panel,door the boot and bonnet had been plastered. Only the roof was untouched so it must have been a shorty that did it :-)

Also, some one did the same on another car that had plastic front wings, they melted real good!!!
Nice One Mate! If I can't find anyone up here I might take a trip down to the coast!

Yeah, I used to work in the salvage industry and one time a car come in (Jag/Daimler Sovereign) but it looked like someone had put a few empty paint tins on the roof, punched holes in the tins then filled them up with proper paint stripper....the whole car looked like a spider web.
Not only that but they'd put all the windows in, slashed the interior and the tyres. Made a right mess.
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Does J live anywhere in the vacinity?
He's done a cracking job on his R1 'ped.
:shock: ops: Not me, but I'd do you a good price to repair it!

Thats nothing buddy, Where I work in a bodyshop I see and have to sort things like that out all the time but the worst is when someone pours paintstripper or brake fluid on a car.

Had a metallic green renault sceniic in a few weeks back and every panel,door the boot and bonnet had been plastered. Only the roof was untouched so it must have been a shorty that did it :-)

Also, some one did the same on another car that had plastic front wings, they melted real good!!!
Nice One Mate! If I can't find anyone up here I might take a trip down to the coast!

Yeah, I used to work in the salvage industry and one time a car come in (Jag/Daimler Sovereign) but it looked like someone had put a few empty paint tins on the roof, punched holes in the tins then filled them up with proper paint stripper....the whole car looked like a spider web.
Not only that but they'd put all the windows in, slashed the interior and the tyres. Made a right mess.
I used to own the local taxi and limo firm a few years back and one night some **** poured paint stripper over my new Ford Galaxy & Jag.
Bloody taxi wars!
 
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