Asshole drivers!!!

zx9rjas. · 03-12-2005, 10:42 AM

Why the **** are there so many ****ing useless drivers out there, did the examiners say

"Ok, cant be bothered to see you drive so heres your licence anyway"

OR

like my mate who took his test 7 times and failed it 4 times on DANGEROUS DRIVING! and now had his licence and cant drive for shit. If you fail it 7 times and 4 times you were dangerous

"YOU CANT ****ING DRIVE!, PERIOD"

Now, being a biker everyday I get at least 2 or 3 people try and take me out in some way on my bike and I dont even have to ne going fast.

Happily going round a roundabout someone pulls out on me
Overtaking on a duel carriveway and they decide to pull into that lane too
Junctions! ****ing nightmare!
Cars moving to stop me overtaking them!

SORRY MATE I DIDN'T SEE YOU, must have been said millions of times but it doesn't ****ing help does it

totti · 03-12-2005, 02:23 PM

I agree m8, in my opinion government needs to reform the rules. Every 4-5 yrs every1 who has a license needs to re-take their driving exams to see if they still have the skills.

LM6000 · 03-12-2005, 02:47 PM

What annoys me is when somepiece of amoebic waste by product carves you up on a roundabout, you then give them the horn, they make a wanker sign and mouth off at you, you then pull up alongside them, wind your window down and have a 'conversation' which inevitebly leads to you getting out of your car (remember we're on a roundabout in rush hour!) to carry on the 'discussion' when the spineless piece of diseased cat shit yellow bastard see's that : A) You're 40lbs and a good 1/2 ft bigger than him and B) you're not messing about now...playtimes over biatch! Goes to open his door, thinks better of it and is shouting with the windows up waving it's mobile with 999 on the display!!!!

Look 'Mate' if you're gonna call me a wanker at least have the decency to ****ing back it up!!!

Best bit tho, I see the lil piece of excrement pretty much on a daily basis going to work....white Mini Cooper with black racing stripes, private plate....the ****er won't even look at me now....what a c*nt!!!!

zx9rjas. · 03-12-2005, 03:07 PM

Yep, had that before. Passing STOPPED TRAFFIC in a queue on my bike, some ASSHOLE decides hes pulling out of this cue and gonna do a U-turn WITHOUT LOOKING IN HIS MIRRORS! almost wipes me out as I was passing him.
I was pissed but ok, until he decides to stop and mouth off at me, with his bird in the car. So I slam the anchors on and kick the footrest down in the middle of the road :-) get off my bike and ....THE ****ER DRIVES OFF!!!

LM6000 · 03-12-2005, 03:19 PM

Hehehe, yep, I've never had a bike (far too scared!!!) but my bruv rides and the amount of times he's been knocked off by some stupid bastard who doesn't look, thankfully it's all been low speed manouvering stuff, but replacing fairings, grips, lids (he usually rips his off and dents the roof on the guys car with it!) soon mounts up cash wise!

03-12-2005, 10:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
zx9rjas. Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Southampton Posts: 697 Rep Power:	Asshole drivers!!! Why the ** are there so many ing useless drivers out there, did the examiners say "Ok, cant be bothered to see you drive so heres your licence anyway" OR like my mate who took his test 7 times and failed it 4 times on DANGEROUS DRIVING! and now had his licence and cant drive for shit. If you fail it 7 times and 4 times you were dangerous "YOU CANT **ING DRIVE!, PERIOD" Now, being a biker everyday I get at least 2 or 3 people try and take me out in some way on my bike and I dont even have to ne going fast. Happily going round a roundabout someone pulls out on me Overtaking on a duel carriveway and they decide to pull into that lane too Junctions! **ing nightmare! Cars moving to stop me overtaking them! SORRY MATE I DIDN'T SEE YOU, must have been said millions of times but it doesn't **ing help does it ______________________ 50% of Training is nutrition 50% of Training is not overtraining If you cant gain see the above.

03-12-2005, 02:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
totti Making Progress Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: London Posts: 286 Rep Power:	I agree m8, in my opinion government needs to reform the rules. Every 4-5 yrs every1 who has a license needs to re-take their driving exams to see if they still have the skills. ______________________ Eat big, train big, then watch hardcore porn :mrgreen:

03-12-2005, 03:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
zx9rjas. Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Southampton Posts: 697 Rep Power:	Yep, had that before. Passing STOPPED TRAFFIC in a queue on my bike, some ASSHOLE decides hes pulling out of this cue and gonna do a U-turn WITHOUT LOOKING IN HIS MIRRORS! almost wipes me out as I was passing him. I was pissed but ok, until he decides to stop and mouth off at me, with his bird in the car. So I slam the anchors on and kick the footrest down in the middle of the road :-) get off my bike and ....THE ****ER DRIVES OFF!!! ______________________ 50% of Training is nutrition 50% of Training is not overtraining If you cant gain see the above.

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03-12-2005, 02:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
LM6000 Making Progress Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Milton Keynes, UK Posts: 270 Rep Power:	What annoys me is when somepiece of amoebic waste by product carves you up on a roundabout, you then give them the horn, they make a wanker sign and mouth off at you, you then pull up alongside them, wind your window down and have a 'conversation' which inevitebly leads to you getting out of your car (remember we're on a roundabout in rush hour!) to carry on the 'discussion' when the spineless piece of diseased cat shit yellow bastard see's that : A) You're 40lbs and a good 1/2 ft bigger than him and B) you're not messing about now...playtimes over biatch! Goes to open his door, thinks better of it and is shouting with the windows up waving it's mobile with 999 on the display!!!! Look 'Mate' if you're gonna call me a wanker at least have the decency to **ing back it up!!! Best bit tho, I see the lil piece of excrement pretty much on a daily basis going to work....white Mini Cooper with black racing stripes, private plate....the *er won't even look at me now....what a cnt!!!!

03-12-2005, 03:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
LM6000 Making Progress Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Milton Keynes, UK Posts: 270 Rep Power:	Hehehe, yep, I've never had a bike (far too scared!!!) but my bruv rides and the amount of times he's been knocked off by some stupid bastard who doesn't look, thankfully it's all been low speed manouvering stuff, but replacing fairings, grips, lids (he usually rips his off and dents the roof on the guys car with it!) soon mounts up cash wise!