Stupid inbred locals

02-12-2005, 03:46 PM

I was round at my partners' sisters house yesterday and was saying how my next goal is to be 15 stone. And what does she say to this?
"Why do you want to be that fat?" :shock:
WTF? :?
Do I look fat? What the shaggin' hell is that all about?
And to cap it off, this is coming from a middle aged, 5 foot sod all lard arse who weighs 14 stone! :shock:
I'm bursting out of my clothes in all the right places and she's calling me fat!

The dumb bint has one of the biggest asses known to man, seriously you can see it from the moon!
This is what happens when you live in one of these middle of nowhere villages, the inbreeding scrambles their brains.

Nick500 · 02-12-2005, 03:54 PM

hahah

FierceFrets · 02-12-2005, 03:57 PM

Class...

Five Star!

:twisted: Fierce

Young Gun · 02-12-2005, 04:24 PM

Rant forum was such a quality idea

Comando Tom · 02-12-2005, 06:14 PM

Stumpy, what would your mrs say if she saw all this?

Funny stuff though mate!

02-12-2005, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Comando Tom

Stumpy, what would your mrs say if she saw all this?

Funny stuff though mate!

My MRs. is a Mr. and it realy wouldn't go down very well at all!

GymWarrior · 02-12-2005, 07:42 PM

Luvin it stumpy.

totti · 02-12-2005, 08:38 PM

Your girlfriend sounds very sexy m8

whatever you do don't tell women about roid use coz they won't understand :-(

02-12-2005, 03:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
Guest Posts: n/a	Stupid inbred locals I was round at my partners' sisters house yesterday and was saying how my next goal is to be 15 stone. And what does she say to this? "Why do you want to be that fat?" :shock: WTF? :? Do I look fat? What the shaggin' hell is that all about? And to cap it off, this is coming from a middle aged, 5 foot sod all lard arse who weighs 14 stone! :shock: I'm bursting out of my clothes in all the right places and she's calling me fat! The dumb bint has one of the biggest asses known to man, seriously you can see it from the moon! This is what happens when you live in one of these middle of nowhere villages, the inbreeding scrambles their brains.

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