Tight fisted gym owners

01-12-2005, 07:09 PM

Bloody tight fisted bastard!

My gym membership came up for renewal last week and I normaly pay 30 a month. I have 2 weeks to go until I emigrate and the tightfisted **** not only thought he should charge me but decided to do it at the weekly rate and charged me 20 for 2 weeks!
If I wasn't so dedicated I would have told him to shove it and had a couple of weeks off from training!

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, that feels better!

totti · 01-12-2005, 07:31 PM

Sounds like roid rage to me :mrgreen:

FierceFrets · 01-12-2005, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by totti

Sounds like roid rage to me :mrgreen:

Sounds like a tight fisted **** to me!! You tell 'im!! If your leaving the country, **** him up a little!

Or at least tell him to piss off...it'll make you feel better

:twisted: Fierce

splinter · 01-12-2005, 10:20 PM

should be 15 quid..

lil bastard!

LM6000 · 03-12-2005, 03:15 PM

You could....

Lift up the carpet and stick fish products under it.

Remove the shower heads, put poster paint blocks in the head, refit head (works in khazi cisterns 'n' all).

Glue all the locks on the lockers.

If your gym has polystyrine ceiling tiles, just lift a few up and throw some more fishy product up there.

Graffitti the toilet cubicle with this dude's name requiring some 'manly love' at a certain time and place.

Buy a product called 'Pure Cap' (this is the chemical that makes chillies hot - capsaicin) and stick a couple of bottles of it in the staff drinking facilities.

Create a dirty protest.

If your gym has a steam room, introduce some nice, fast growing bacterial mould to it.

Glue his wiper blades to the windscreen of his car.

Find someone with an easily transferred fungal skin complaint and ask them to rub the affected area on all the towels, equipment etc.

If the plumbing is visable, loosen all the waste pipes so after a while they'll just drop....

Remove the link arm between the valve and the handle in all the toilet cisterns and glue the lids down...hey presto no flush facility.

Go to a local craft shop and buy some glass etching/frosting paste/paint and cover all the mirrors with it.

Start a smear campaign.

Fill his tyre valves with glue, not forgetting to fill the valve caps with glue as well.

***All of the above is purely for entertainment purposes only, I would not advise or condone any of the above***

FierceFrets · 04-12-2005, 11:16 AM

LM6000... You are class

:twisted: Fierce

**Bodyworks** · 04-12-2005, 11:32 AM

why should you be able to train for free for 2 weeks ? if you trained at my gym i'd charge you double just for kicks.

FierceFrets · 04-12-2005, 02:48 PM

ooo... your harsh man!! :|

:twisted: Fierce

LM6000 · 04-12-2005, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FierceFrets

ooo... your harsh man!! :|

:twisted: Fierce

But fair!

megaB · 06-02-2006, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LM6000

You could....

Lift up the carpet and stick fish products under it.

Remove the shower heads, put poster paint blocks in the head, refit head (works in khazi cisterns 'n' all).

Glue all the locks on the lockers.

If your gym has polystyrine ceiling tiles, just lift a few up and throw some more fishy product up there.

Graffitti the toilet cubicle with this dude's name requiring some 'manly love' at a certain time and place.

Buy a product called 'Pure Cap' (this is the chemical that makes chillies hot - capsaicin) and stick a couple of bottles of it in the staff drinking facilities.

Create a dirty protest.

If your gym has a steam room, introduce some nice, fast growing bacterial mould to it.

Glue his wiper blades to the windscreen of his car.

Find someone with an easily transferred fungal skin complaint and ask them to rub the affected area on all the towels, equipment etc.

If the plumbing is visable, loosen all the waste pipes so after a while they'll just drop....

Remove the link arm between the valve and the handle in all the toilet cisterns and glue the lids down...hey presto no flush facility.

Go to a local craft shop and buy some glass etching/frosting paste/paint and cover all the mirrors with it.

Start a smear campaign.

Fill his tyre valves with glue, not forgetting to fill the valve caps with glue as well.

***All of the above is purely for entertainment purposes only, I would not advise or condone any of the above***

my god...the mods on here are sooo irresponsible. mite cancel my free subscription

01-12-2005, 07:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
Guest Posts: n/a	Tight fisted gym owners Bloody tight fisted bastard! My gym membership came up for renewal last week and I normaly pay 30 a month. I have 2 weeks to go until I emigrate and the tightfisted **** not only thought he should charge me but decided to do it at the weekly rate and charged me 20 for 2 weeks! If I wasn't so dedicated I would have told him to shove it and had a couple of weeks off from training! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, that feels better!

01-12-2005, 07:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
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01-12-2005, 10:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
splinter Illuminati Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: London Posts: 1,057 Rep Power:	should be 15 quid.. lil bastard!

03-12-2005, 03:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
LM6000 Making Progress Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Milton Keynes, UK Posts: 270 Rep Power:	You could.... Lift up the carpet and stick fish products under it. Remove the shower heads, put poster paint blocks in the head, refit head (works in khazi cisterns 'n' all). Glue all the locks on the lockers. If your gym has polystyrine ceiling tiles, just lift a few up and throw some more fishy product up there. Graffitti the toilet cubicle with this dude's name requiring some 'manly love' at a certain time and place. Buy a product called 'Pure Cap' (this is the chemical that makes chillies hot - capsaicin) and stick a couple of bottles of it in the staff drinking facilities. Create a dirty protest. If your gym has a steam room, introduce some nice, fast growing bacterial mould to it. Glue his wiper blades to the windscreen of his car. Find someone with an easily transferred fungal skin complaint and ask them to rub the affected area on all the towels, equipment etc. If the plumbing is visable, loosen all the waste pipes so after a while they'll just drop.... Remove the link arm between the valve and the handle in all the toilet cisterns and glue the lids down...hey presto no flush facility. Go to a local craft shop and buy some glass etching/frosting paste/paint and cover all the mirrors with it. Start a smear campaign. Fill his tyre valves with glue, not forgetting to fill the valve caps with glue as well. *All of the above is purely for entertainment purposes only, I would not advise or condone any of the above*

04-12-2005, 11:16 AM	#6 (permalink)
FierceFrets Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 704 Rep Power:	LM6000... You are class :twisted: Fierce

04-12-2005, 11:32 AM	#7 (permalink)
Bodyworks Moderator Musclechat Icon Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: west yorkshire Posts: 977 Rep Power:	why should you be able to train for free for 2 weeks ? if you trained at my gym i'd charge you double just for kicks.

04-12-2005, 02:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
FierceFrets Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 704 Rep Power:	ooo... your harsh man!! :\| :twisted: Fierce