The Long and the Short of it

Deadpool

After Sams little vid I thought I would do a little research (Jesus the sites I search in the name of your entertainment I will be having nightmares for weeks! besides the fact I feel like I need a shower and to scrub myself till I bleed!)

So here on some facts that made me laugh.
BIG UNS
The biggest erect penis ever recorded was 13.5 inches. Researchers estimate that fewer than five thousand men on earth have a penis eleven inches or larger.

SMALL UNS
History tells the sad tale of many men whose full erections didnt even stretch out to half an inch. Scientists refer to this condition as micropenis, which can be surgically remedied to the point where the sufferer can boast a still-laughable post-op three-inch schween. For every thirty-five or so pounds that a man gains, his penis will appear an inch smaller. Napoleon was rumored to be totin a notoriously small ****, causing him to freak out and attempt conquering the world. The ancient Greeks favored itty-bitty male organs, deeming them more visually pleasing than veiny purple power tools

So I think the guy in the vid is a fake, As for those that have "Micropenis" the poor bastards with this have a half inch boner thats right HALF AN INCH! even with surgery the best they can hope for is three inchs, makes me appreciate my little man a whole lot more! lol

exaktlywhat

i have seen videos that had guys that measured longer than 13.5. maybe in a clinical setting the biggest was 13.5. not that i pay attention to the schlongs in the movies but sometimes you just gotta pause and think "how much are they paying that poor girl?!"

Deadpool

How did you measure it exaktly put a tape measure to the screen, or is there something you need to tell us? lol

Besides theres been documented evidence of prosthetic ****s being used as far back as the 60s in porn, my point it you never no whats real and whats enhanced.

Also with the ops you can get to increase the size of your little soldier in theory a guy with a big schlong could have surgery to make it even bigger, bit like women and breasts.

I think the longest means "natural" rather than with help.

And now I need to go scrub myself again cause the mental images I'm getting right now are making me feel ill! :shock:

exaktlywhat

no you just look at how tall the girl is and then figure the size relative. poor dp, youre going to have nightmares of giant penises chasing you tonight! go stare at irish's avatar for a while.

Deadpool

So you start going ok shes 5ft 6in tall and if you stood his **** end to end it would only take 4 of his penis to reach her forehead? LMAO

When I'm watching porn the last thing I'm doing is estimating the size of the mans Johnson!

Incidently a Gorrilla's **** is only 1 and a half inches fully errect and a chimps is only 3inchs so next time I'm at the Zoo I can feel like a real swinger lol

The Gorrilla thing made me laugh as my TP's wife says hes just like a Gorrilla and hes quite proud of the fact and tells all the guys about it, Now I'm wondering if maybe shes trying to tell him something!

Stu21Ldn

you've been watching porn for all the wrong reasons

9519sam

i didn't think there were any girls in the porn you watched! maybe some dead animals

exaktlywhat

sam, what is it with you and animals...every time we start talking about porn or sex you have to bring up animals...where are you from again? where the men are men and the sheep are scared? ill bet you have a pair of velcro gloves! and no, i dont watch it for the ****s, its just hard not to notice when some guy walks in the room and attacks some chick with what looks like an arm growing out of his groin. besides, i used to be a male stripper, but i got tired of being looked at as a piece of meat, all of those women shoving money down my pants night after night, the orgies, the rich debutantes with nothing to do with their money...sometimes a guy just wants to be held...HA! i just wanted to see if i could keep a straight face while i typed that, didnt work!