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redspy

A New York Blonde

As a New York trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps
out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you re
losing some of your load!" The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the
street.

When the truck stops or another red light, the girl catches up again. She
jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker
lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,
"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his
head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the
blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker
lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back
to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says, "Hi,
my name is Kevin, its winter in New York, and I'm driving the salt truck!"

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A man appears before St Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers.

"Once, on a trip to Melbourne, I ran into the Hells Angels who were threatening a young woman.

I told them to f**k off, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed bikie. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Just a few minutes ago."

LM6000

Anonymous

lol

blonde ones a cracker