come on post anything in here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous · 29-03-2005, 05:38 PM

the discussion section has been a bit dead lately ,people are coming in and just looking dont be scared to post anything stupid(like me),problems you have and need help etc.

we all have good humour in here it makes a more fun board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LM6000 · 29-03-2005, 06:04 PM

Hmmm, Humour.....

The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed
when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my
**** with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up
to you!

==========

Dwarf Dilemma

Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when
Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see
the Pope!"

Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him,
we finally get to ask him."

The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in
front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and
saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!"

The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me,
young man?"

Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes."

The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask. Dopey asks, "Well, do...do
they have nuns in Alaska?"

The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska."

The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest,
Dopey, ask him the rest!"

The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey
continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"

To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be
a few black nuns in Alaska, yes."

Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part,
Dopey, ask him the last part!"

The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?"

To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah.....are there, uh, are there
any midget black nuns in Alaska?"

The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think
there are any midget black nuns in Alaska."

At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start
laughing, and yelling, "Dopey ****ed a penguin, Dopey ****ed
a penguin!"

==========

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate

that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in

on it. They decided on the word "typewriter."

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your

mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." The child told her

mom what her dad said and her mother responded, "Tell your daddy

that he can't type a letter right now because there's a red

ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father

what mommy had said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he

can type that letter now."

The child told her father, and then returned to

her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter,

he already wrote the letter by hand."

Anonymous · 29-03-2005, 07:24 PM

nice one lm6000

i peronally dont no any jokes

your right though irish, i,d like to see this spot buzzing.

will be posting some stuff mesefl soon. 8)

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LM6000 Making Progress Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Milton Keynes, UK Posts: 270 Rep Power:	Hmmm, Humour..... The husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my ** with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you! ========== Dwarf Dilemma Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!" Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him." The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!" The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?" Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask. Dopey asks, "Well, do...do they have nuns in Alaska?" The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska." The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!" The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?" To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes." Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part, Dopey, ask him the last part!" The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?" To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah.....are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns in Alaska?" The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska." At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing, and yelling, "Dopey ed a penguin, Dopey **ed a penguin!" ========== A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter." One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." The child told her mom what her dad said and her mother responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now because there's a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy had said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, and then returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

29-03-2005, 07:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Anonymous Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 0 Rep Power:	nice one lm6000 i peronally dont no any jokes your right though irish, i,d like to see this spot buzzing. will be posting some stuff mesefl soon. 8)