Joke

simon_a

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball
right in the crotch. Screaming in agony, he falls to
the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took
himself to the doctor.
"How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next
week and my fianc is still a virgin in every way."
The doctor told him, "Your testicles are fine, but
I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal
and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat
little 4-sided splint, and wired it, altogether an
impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her
and they leave on their honeymoon.
That night in the hotel room she rips open her blouse
to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts - and this was the
first time he had seen them.
She said, "You're the first, no one has ever touched
these breasts."
Next she takes off her panties and says, "you're the
first, no one has ever touched me here."
Barely able to contain himself, he immediately drops
his pants and replies .
"Look at this, it's still in the CRATE."