apache

Hello up there. I stopped growing at about sixteen, which was forty-three years ago. At 5'3" I managed to father four kids; became a Vietnam war vet; I've fed my family for the past thirty-nine years; became a correctional peace officer for the state prison system; I sit on at least four boards of directors for American Indian issues, as Chairman or Vice Chairman; volunteered as a fireman for fourteen years; was a volunteer sheriff's deputy for twelve years; hey...I have done everything except being a candlestick maker.
As I used to tell my inmates...don't make me have to come up there!!
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being short. That is, except for the occasional smells that come your way from the behinds that are a foot or so higher than your nose!!!