 Re: Tough guys
The same joke can be told but substituting tarmac for confectionary, goes the same, 'that toffee is the hardest sweet in all of sweet town...blah blah, A locket walks in and offers to fight the toffee, the toffee declines and returns to his pint. The barman asks, 'hey toffee why didnt u teach that locket a lesson?' the tffee replies, 'listen, I'm bloody hard, but those lockets are menthol!!!!!
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