British Law; don't be too proud to be British or you'll be called a rascist
Freedom of Speech; is only allowed for religious maniacs who scream "rascism" if they aren't allowed to publically tell the world they think that Britain is immoral and the natives should be killed.
Terrorism Laws, if you hijack a plane and threaten to kill everyone onboard you'll be allowed to stay in the UK bcos they may get punished if sent back to the land they Hi-jacked the plane from!??!!???
Immigration Laws; if you get into the UK with no passport or visa you will not be allowed to stay unless you've arrived by hi-jacked plane or you can get a brit to get you pregnant (females) or get a loan of your cousins (with a remarkably similar name to you) passport - noone can tell bcos all your extended family looks so similar.
Benefit Laws; if you come to the UK to start a new life you'll be given more for not working than you got for working in your native land - anf free healthcare, schooling, housing and if you have a limp you'll get a car to abuse too.
I think we should all chip in and buy the Isle of Man and set up our own colony, anyone with me?
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