one day up in valhalla (viking heaven) thor says to the other gods he needs a few days down on earth to unwind as hes got alot of pent up agression... they agree its a good idea so off he sets.... anyways his first night he picks up this stunning blonde chick at a nightclub... back to hers and shows her a good time like only the god of thunder who owns a massive hammer could... hes in the bathroom afterwards and thinks hes a bit of a tw@t letting the poor girl think a mere mortal can give her such pleasure.... so he goes back to the bedroom...
"look theres something i must tell you he says.... im THOR"
she says...
"your THOR??? i cant even have a PITHS"
