As a teenager, I was sent to Sister Hilda's Preparatory School for Reforming Delinquents and one of the punishments handed out for not eating your greens was to be locked in the laundry room with a peg strapped to your nose and be forced to lick matron's girdle.
I have no intention of ever fixing a peg to my nose again. There must be a less traumatising way of eating a jar of tuna and spinach baby food |