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Old 24-01-2006, 07:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
Keyser Soze
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Default Height, or handsomeness?

What would you rather have?



(A) DEVASTATING good looks - the type that, even when you've gone to Woolworths straight out of bed, the checkout girls ALL stare, trying to do their work but stealing glances all the time, and saying during their break, "Cor, that customer oo woz in 'ere first thing, he was a right dishy sod, innit?!!!" Women crash cars looking at your face....BUT....you're 5'4".



OR



(B) 6'5" in height (and I'll throw in Meso genes) - but even after Trinny and Susannah have finished making you over, you only look 'Joe Bloggs Average'. You have to strain to spruce up, and first thing in the morning, you look absolutely terrifying.



Let's assume that all the other little differences in life are out the window; either way, you'll have the same money, the same kind of family, same job, same life chances etc.



Comes down to the old question that the Capo would ask wannabe mafiosi..."Would you rather be loved, or feared?"






KS
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