So i woke up this morning in someone elses house. Next to the bed i slept is a subway, which apparently i bought, the filling is grated carrot :x I get up to discover that i have ****ed a weak ligament in my knee again

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Whilst i was doing the mile long walk of shame in a t-shirt (yes it was cold) i began to think to myself who ever thought of introducing 24hr licencing laws was probably not the sharpest tool in the box. It doesnt stop you from getting plastered at all, it just means you can stay plastered for a longer period of time. HOw is that supposed to be a soloution to the nations binge drinking culture. :?
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