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heres another one...

this cowboy is captured buy a band of violent indians and tied up while they decide what to do with him. the chief brings him out and tells him "we will execute you in three days, do you have any last requests?" the cowboy replies "i would like to see my horse." they bring the horse to hiim and he whispers in its ear and slaps it on the hindquarters and the horse goes galloping off. a few hours later the horse returns with a beautifule big breasted blonde riding him. the indians all scoff at this stupid white man who can think of nothing but getting laid before he dies. the cowboy takes the woman in his tee-pee and goes to business. the next day they ask him the same question having only two more days. again the cowboy requests to speak with his horse. the horse is brought in and the cowboy gives it a whisper and off he goes. a few hours later the horse comes galloping back with two of the hottest redheads theyve ever seen. again the cowboy gets some action in the tee-pee and the indians scoff and laugh at the thought of killing the cowboy. the next day he is brought out and told that it was his last day of life and asked for a final request. a little frustrated he again asks for his horse but this time when they bring it to him instead of whispering he grabs both of the horses ears, looks it dead in the eye and yells "I SAID POSSE...BRING ME THE POSSE!!!"


i personally like that one.